Della Kates and Thomas Hardy
Della Kates and Thomas Hardy
were a famous pair.
They starred on stage and screen
and county fair
But they were not always
altogether.
When they ordered Toilet paper
She liked soft
And he liked sand.
Magic Man
“Are you early or am I late?”
says the mommy who had a date
with destiny.
Vinny’s mom delivered Vinny fast
Then she stepped upon the gas
And sped away.
In her red Camaro.
Just this morning, a red wheel barrow
She had met the Magic Man this
Very day.
He granted her three wishes
Three wishes she should take,
But it would be a big mistake
To treat the Magic Man
Like he’s half crazed.
Dressed in black with big red shoes
The Magic Man has some basic rules
One of which is don’t be lying
Or you’ll see someone is dying
To have what you’ve just
wished away.
She wished she had a red Camero
Not the rusted red wheel barrow.
Wish two, she wished for Gold
How much? I don’t know I wasn’t told.
Wish three, she wished for three more wishes.
Dressed in black with big red shoes
The Magic Man has some basic rules
The second rule is don’t be greedy
She had told him she was needy
And on the floor she twitches.
Laid out there by the “half-crazed fool.”
Yellowbus Poetry Toilet paper Mover Mike
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